I show you how to make-a tha meat-a-balls! Seriously though, gratuitous ethnic stereotyping aside, MEATBALLS! I made them, and they are stupendously good. Tasty, delicate, with an almost creamy texture but still plenty of oomph. They have shot right to the top of my winter stodge must haves. I was a little nervous, never having made them before. And I recklessly decided I didn't approve of any of the recipes I looked up for them and made them up on the fly. I thought it would be hard and super fiddly, but it was remarkably straightfoward. And they are excellent. Also, there's just shitloads of them so I now have a trusty stockpile.
Making meatballs also required some important deliberations. How big to make them? (I went with slightly bigger than a golf ball). What mince to use? Should I put cheese in them? What kind of cheese? Well I wanted fluffy moist meatballs and my guts told me that this meant ricotta. Sometimes my guts are so on the money. Serve them on spaghetti or in a crusty white bread roll? I let Leith make that call: he chose rolls, and having just eaten one, I can say with some authority that he was right to do so. Also did I mention there's shitloads? So spaghetti and meatballs later this week for us!
Ingredients:
- 300g pork mince
- 250g lean beef mince
- 2 cloves garlic
- wedge of ricotta (about 200g)
- 1 egg
- fresh basil (lots)
- fresh continental parsley (quite a bit)
- 3 crusty white bread rolls (or two rolls and 1/2 cup breadcrumbs if you have them)
- reggiano parmesan
- rocket
- lemon
- salt and pepper
- 1 litre tomato sugo
To start with, if you don't already have breadcrumbs you can make some like I did, so heat the oven to about 180C and put one of the chopped up rolls in there to dry it out. Then start preparing your ingredients for your meatbally mush. Grate about 1/3 cup of parmesan (I didn't want to use too much as I knew I would be adding ricotta as well). Then smash up the garlic in a mortar and pestle. I deliberately smashed it instead of finely chopping it as I wanted all the juices to come out and mix right through the mince. Then finely chop the basil and parsley.
Put everything for the meatball mixture in a bowl (except the bread which was still in the oven): the two types of mince, the herbs, garlic, egg and salt and pepper, and mixed it thoroughly with your hands. By the time this is done the bread is probably ready to crumb so take it from the oven (but leave the oven on) and put the pieces in a plastic bag. Then - and this is super fun - smash the bread to smithereens and steamroll them with a nice heavy rolling pin. I decided that there were still some slightly too large pieces and wanted only fine ones in the meatballs, so I sieved the whole lot into my mixture. Then mix through the bread crumbs and the ricotta, taking care not to work the mixture too much.
Now it is time to form the meatballs! I deliberated for some time over how big they should be, until I settled on what seemed an appropriate size. I was also delighted to see how many I had - this recipe produced 30 meatballs. I decided to cook just over half, and to freeze one dozen uncooked meatballs for another frosty Winters' eve. Lay the meatballs out on a tray and pop them in the oven for about eight minutes. I really added this step because I was scared they'd immediately disintegrate in the sauce I was using, but I also wanted them to do most of their cooking in the sauce, not baking to a crisp in the oven. After eight minutes they were only just starting to brown on the outside, and I decided this was about right.
From this point you can simmer them as long as you want (but at least 20 mins to cook the meatballs all the way through) I simmered them for close to an hour, to reduce the sauce to a really thick consistency. About 10 minutes before serving them, start preparing all your other bits. First of all, heat the oven - even if you're using fresh bread rolls, five minutes of warming them in the oven can just tip them over the edge. Peel some long strips of parmesan. And dress your rocket with a little olive oil, lemon juice and cracked pepper.
Finally it is time to construct the sandwiches! Start by placing three or four meatballs on the base of the roll. You might want to break each meatball in half and really spread them out over the roll. Then ladle over the tomato sauce, as much as the sandwich can take! Add as much cheese as you fancy, and top with rocket. Ta da! Home-made meatball sandwiches on a cold Winter's night. You're welcome.
